...when they couldn't control their legs from spreading!

With the Twitter exposé of the amount of bots, (fake numbers) here is your chance to redeem yourselves. Now is the time to investigate not only Twitter, but Google, YouTube, MSM, and any other organization that deals with analytics. You can say something along the lines of, "Well, we thought 90% of America was gay and here's the numbers we used to come to that conclusion."

I believe this is how you save yourselves. This means you have to abandon your woke policies, fire your woke employees and reverse course and just stay out of politics from there on out. Otherwise, double down like liberals always do and go down with the ship.

Q Post 965; A little Hopium for your Good Morning, Sunday Morning!

So a week ago, I posted that I was suffering with parosmia. Parosmia is the receptors in the brain growing back but in a different way from before so that you forget what stuff smells like. Stuff like bacon, beef, pork etc. smells like swamp. So. I bought a bunch of essential oils and started huffing that shit. "Sir, you're going to have to leave my store" is such an annoying phrase! Anyway, I got about 20 bottles of clinky clanky juice and take that crap to my house. I start out opening each bottle and inhaling. I feel like I could speed this up somehow. I fill a spray bottle with some stank ass rubbing alcohol (the worst smell of them all!) and a capfull of essential oil. I start spritzing the mixture on my shirt so that the fumes can waft up in tendrils up to my nostrils. Swamp, mixed with rose petals, cool.

I do this every 30 or so minutes for a couple days, concentrating on rose petals. Son of a monkey, it worked! I no longer smell swamp when I smell alcohol! And get this; My roommate just popped up some popcorn. How do I know besides the distinctive sound? From the distinctive smell of course!!!! Oh my GOD it smells amazing!! Not swampy at all!

Fingers crossed!

So I had Covid about 4 months ago. Did all the vitamins, minerals, supplements, etc. I got over it in about a week. Wasn't the worst, wasn't the least cold/flu I've ever experienced. FF to about a month ago. My morning commute takes me very close to the shore of the Florida Keys. We had an unusual high tide that seemed to last for a week, or it seemed that the tide lined up to my passing every morning to be very high. Then I drove past low tide, and it was the most intense nastiness I've ever smelled from the ocean.

I asked around at work and got tepid responses. Everyone was "meh" about the smell. Cue the next several days. Suddenly I started smelling that swamp smell everywhere! I take a shit, there it is. I cook bacon, same smell. Beef. Pork. Chicken. I'm now hyper sensitive to the actual swamp smell that I'm the only one who notices it in a group.

The condition I have is called parosmia. I've researched that it can go away if I train my brain to remember what smells are supposed to smell like. Apparently the virus destroys smell receptors in the brain and when they grow back, they don't grow exactly how they used to be.

I'm writing this post for anyone who is suffering from this and thinks they're going crazy like I once thought. I don't think my sense of smell will ever be the same. Luckily for me though, it is not as bad as other people are saying. I can still eat bacon. It's like in the Matrix where the kid is bending the spoon. Don't think that the bacon is sour, instead, think that the bacon is not there at all.

I have some pennies in CoinBase and noticed that my account had $4 million in it today at around 4 pm est. My brother had $282 million for a short while. Just curious here as to what happened today.

Thursday afternoon I started feeling (a burning? rawness?) discomfort in my throat. I went home and took a dose of Ivermectin, 200 mg of zinc and 1000 mg of quercetin and I also gargled hydrogen peroxide before going to bed. Woke up with a slightly less discomfort in my throat and called my boss to alert him that I was ok to work but felling like I may be coming down with something. He told me to stay the hell away from work and for me to get better. So I took another dose of zinc and quercetin and gargled hydrogen peroxide. I went to the store and bought grapefruit, blueberries, tonic water, and a sub sandwich loaded with spinach.

I peeled 3 grapefruits and boiled the rinds for 2 hours. Took a nap because my head started to get stuffy. My nose was runny after I woke up and I thought, "here we go, I'm sick!" I poured 20 ounces of tonic water and mixed in 2 tablespoons of grapefruit rind juice and drank it. That was at about 10 a.m. Friday. I took another dose of zinc and quercetin at noon and then another at 7 p.m. with a tonic and grapefruit to wash it down.

Saturday morning I felt no change - which was GREAT! It's not getting worse! Gargle peroxide, take zinc and q, wash it down with tonic and grapefruit, take my second dose of Ivermectin. Do the same at night sans Ivermectin.

This morning I woke up and forgot I was supposed to be sick! Holy crap, I've never beaten a cold this quickly! I used to take dayquill, nyquill dimetapp etc. but not any more!

I just want to thank you guys for posting these little remedies. I can attest that they do work.

I usually save posts like that but I guess it slipped by. Thanks in advance!