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Captainzoomer 12 points ago +13 / -1

It's funny, I've never felt more sure about a thing than I have with Q. And that surety grows with every delta.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Natural hair color, no face tattoos, extremely limited piercings, body fat less than 30%. So go dye your hair, get some tattoos and piercings, and hit up McDonald's girl!

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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Nobel Peace Prize turned worthless the day they handed Obama one for being black.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love venn diagrams. Hyuck yuck yuck. I really do! I looove venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there's the intersection, right?

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post 55 is getting reeeeaaal close!

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be cut and dry. Protester had many opportunities to get out of the way. Not the driver's fault if the protester wanted to get ranned over.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my mindset when I fly... or ride on a roller coaster.

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Captainzoomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

It must be exhausting being a liberal. What am I saying? They can speak from both sides of their mouths and not lose 1 minute of sleep. Me, I lay awake because I forgot to do something I said I would do earlier in the day.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was on the fence about going myself! I remember praying a few days before the 6th in the car on my way to running errands, asking if I should go. Then Bam! I get into an accident. I took that as a sign that I should stay put.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a liberal acquaintance lady whom I like to send the spiciest memes to. This meme is above her comprehension. If I were to send this to her, she would answer with, "But Joe Biden was the president...?" I think she's borderline retarded, honestly.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it is Disney's fault for creating the Zeigler monster in the first place. Rachel is the fruit of all of Disney's woke labors.

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