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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're going to watch the freefall detonation of that terrible building, mark my words.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn you Dr. Evil!

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's crazy, I have no love for Legos, but the way this corporation treated this guy is just criminal. Weirdly, this is a good lesson in lawfare.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also rub straight DMSO on my lower back when it starts singing.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe I did 40% DMSO, 40%CBD, and 20% chrysanthemum.

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Captainzoomer 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have the same concoction, but instead of cedarwood, it has chrysanthemum oil. Works like a charm on my arthritis.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The welfare system created this mess in the first place. Mothers are incentivized to stay single to get that check. Then the courts most often side with the mother and give majority custody to her. Children need a patriarchal presence to round out their upbringing.

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Captainzoomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

If voting was 100% fraud free, we'd have an accurate poll for the amount of retarded people this country has.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's such an evil dude. I would want the same scenario you just described, but the last words he hears are, "Hold up! Chew soap. Fire up the wood chipper, load him feet first."

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably. 57 and not overweight. People are still walking around thinking all this is normal.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2026/04/29/patrick-muldoon-cause-of-death-released/89864863007/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

Muldoon's immediate cause of death was a myocardial infarction, or a heart attack, according to a death certificate obtained by Us Weekly and People. He died April 19 and was cremated April 28.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a superb collection of memes this week!

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