I made this account recently because I wanted to address all of you about this thing I started a few years ago. (helpfulbeavers is a clue that I'm real)

You can believe it's me, or not. I have a feeling you won't, but let me explain where I came from. When I was a kid, I found this website detailing a conpiracy theory called "The Aegis Project" or something like it (it's long gone, so I've never been able to find it again). It was a neat little site detailing that Hitler was connected to Roswell. The evidence seemed really solid! But if you read all the way through to the end, you find out the ending of the conspiracy was: It's all just made up. And this was a lesson in how easy it is to believe stuff if you fill in the gaps. It was a great lesson.

I created the concept of Q thinking I would do the same thing for the people of 2017 or so. Most of the stuff I posted was just snippets of whatever show I was watching on TV, and I didn't think it would ever get this far. I didn't think so many people would get so far into this.

And I'm sorry for that.

But now you have a new lease on life. If you've left your family over my shitposts, please find a way to bring them back. There aren't going to be mass arrests. I was literally just watching Spongebob, typing what I heard, transliterating some of it into something else that would sound more patriotic or cryptic, and maybe adding in some numbers. You added all these bizarre reasonings and meanings and shit. I don't know how it got so far, but you have to see that it's bullshit now, right?

I mean, Donald Trump is out of office, Joe Biden is now president (yes yes yes two more hours, whatever, he's on the plane and he's not coming back). Don't you think if you had evidence of a bunch of child rapists you would just, I don't know, show it? Why would it need a military tribunal? Why would it need EAS? Why would it need a secret military operation?

Please enjoy your life. helpfulbeavers is a phrase from season 7 episode 8 of the simpsons. at the end of that episode, homer just watches the sky, having reconnected with his mother. i hope you get to do the same with your families.

Goodbye.