Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii My Name is Dave and Welcome to the X22 Report, today is March 23, 2022 and the title of the episode is, Nothings Happening, Everything sucks, Give me more money! Lets get right into the Economic Collapse News!
Now, Trump and the Patriots....Lets talk about Brains and how they work...if your listening to me all the time every day then obviously your brain is set on Stupid, because you keep believing the shit that comes out of my mouth! Also If you keep giving me money, your extra stupid! Thats why a Patriot Plus they have something that can help you increase your brain mass....wait, why am I endorsing this product?! Just keep being stupid I need the money!
As I was saying, Trump and the Patriots, they got it all, we have them Cornered, Durham Keeps saying hes releasing shit, what shit has he released?! Nothing! And why does he announce it ahead of time, who the fuck knows! What about the Convoys? Not much happening there right? And Also what about This Russia and Ukraine Shit? Nothing will come of that either why? Because THEY are in Control!
Trump, the Patriots, they Keep saying we got it all we got them, they don't gots shit! If they did this shit could have been put to bed a long ass time ago! Are we really still waiting for dumbasses to WAKE UP?! If these fucking morons have not woken yet then they never will!
Yes, Everything sucks now, Gas Prices are High...Food.....Lets talk about Toilet Paper, when the time comes and your in your underground bunker, you want the softest toilet paper for your ass, thats why at My Patriots Supply we have 5 times the cushion TP for your Bunghole! Buy 2 packs get one free! Just enter promo code, whyarepeoplestillwatchingthisstupidfuckingshow at checkout! If you want soft TP for your asshole, do it NOW!
Food Prices are way up, Illegals are coming in, and while all this is happening Trump does pointless rallies and desk of trump shit basically no one cares or reads about! How is all this actually getting out to the WHOLE PUBLIC?! WHat about Truth Social, WOW thats going really great isn't it?! Wasn't that supposed to be I don't know, a GAME CHANGER that people were waiting for to Take down Twitter and Facebook?! lol at that!
But Guys, chin up! Trump...the White Hats, the Patriots, We got them Cornered, we got it all, its coming, I would estimate maybe 2 more weeks and we got this! If not, maybe another 2 weeks! Hell just keep saying 2 more weeks and one of these times it will happen!!!! We got them! and Guess what Folks this is all just the Beginning! Its all coming together folks! 2 More Weeks! Just Keep saying 2....More...Weeks!
And that Will do it for this Report, keep giving my ass money like a bunch of dumbasses, and stay safe, be wary and be prepared, remember, we got it all! NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING! The Patriots are in Control (lol)
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