if people from the internet try to convince you that you are part of a top secret black ops project, theyre just getting you to incriminate yourself in writing. Dont fall for the larpz

it should be obvious by now, but dont fall for strangers on the internet claiming to select your for a mission to blow something up. If that isnt glowie-bait then I dont know what is. Its also fucking obvious as hell its a way to record you "plotting a terror attack online".

Fucking amatuerish honestly.

get ready to hop on the coincidence train! Its coincidence after coincidence, it literally never ends!

what do you get out of all of it? A visit from your friendly neighborhood FBI agent!

good work gents. Solid try.