It seems that my assigned unit has been defeated by an “Angel”. However, many of our soldiers are known to have escaped unharmed. While observing your platoon during the destruction of our own, I noticed you have absorbed many of our finest soldiers. As a Deplorable-Patriot of the United States of America, I would be honored to serve this unit if you’ll have me. WWG1WA
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Welcome sir!
I made it out in the rear guard, seventh from the end. It was a mostly peaceful execution, but wait! The aftermath has not yet begun.
I'm changed now, forever. I used to be a lifeless, hideous, consumer of goods. Now I am a lifeless, hideous, spreader of the truth.
I am here to serve, waiting for the Return of the Goats.
Eyes, fingers, toes