Reminds me of a story we used to tell each other as kids.

It's dark, and there's a creepy voice: "I have you where I want you now I'm gonna eat you!"

So the kid in the room starts to freak out and hides under his covers and then the voice gets louder: "I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU NOW I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"

The kid screams and starts running around the room in the dark, trying to find the light switch: "I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU NOW I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"

He finds the lightswitch, turns on the light and there it is -- a spider picking his nose. "I have you where I want you, now I'm gonna eat you!" NOM NOM NOM NOM