270 Mods please sticky, Simon Parkes is not a trustworthy source. This sealed the deal for me. Dude claims to bang aliens, and had an alien he calls mum. (youtu.be) posted 3 years ago by JohnBarron 3 years ago by JohnBarron +272 / -2 114 comments share 114 comments share save hide report block hide replies
My wife tossed me one of his vids recently. I protested. She protested back. I asked her to read his bio. Silence.
Is your wife an alien? I hear Simon’s absolutely hypnotizing to aliens.
Kek