215 () posted 3 years ago by MakeBeardsGreatAgain 3 years ago by MakeBeardsGreatAgain +215 / -0 39 comments share 39 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Take your right hand, raise it in the air, now begin slapping your face for the "2 min hate." That's for giving your mom such shit.
I've been outright mean about it.
Let her shave your beard.
Never, she wouldn't want to if I'd let her, and she'd have to answer to my wife if she did.