I'm trying to get my hands on some loud fireworks. Got my American flag and Gadsden flag ready to go. Asked several friends to keep their calendars open because I plan to host one hell of a super-spreader event! Probably for the first hour or two I'm gonna grab my flags and wave them and yell to everyone passing by my super-busy street!
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First I'll give my 5 year old son a death grip hug knowing his future will be HIS to create.
Then once he's in bed hit the bong (technically a da buddha vape) for an hour then bang the hell out of my wife.
Then sleep really f'n good that night.