My wife when I haven’t seen her for an hour: “Tell me what’s going on.
Me: MS13 ISIS FISA VERITAS!
Wife: This is so great that we have a president like trump to do this and fight all them FOR US!!!
Me: Red 6
Wife: Panties drop
My wife when I haven’t seen her for an hour: “Tell me what’s going on.
Me: MS13 ISIS FISA VERITAS!
Wife: This is so great that we have a president like trump to do this and fight all them FOR US!!!
Me: Red 6
Wife: Panties drop
Real conversations with my husband:
Husband: "I like Joe. He seems like a nice guy."
Me: "He's a fucking pedophile."
Husband: "You think everyone's a pedophile."
Me: "That's cause they are all pedophiles."
No offense, but if your husband likes Joe Biden, then you have a wife. :)
Haha I guess I'm a lesbian now.
I'm pretty sure we've had this same convo!!!