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Please enlighten me on how someone dodges bullets. Wikihow isn't turning up much.
Step 1: make sure you are completely unplugged from matrix.
Step 2: muscle surgery, because you’ve never used them
Step 3: upload jiu jitsu training
Step 4: challenge the biggest blackest guy to a fight and defeat morpheus. Now you are ready.
Step 5: plug back into the matrix with the knowledge that it is you who bends, not the spoon
Step 6: dodge bullets