979 Trump isn't going anywhere. If these were his final days he would be talking every single day, visiting all the military bases, throwing farewell parades, etc. Trust the plan. posted 3 years ago by FortheGenerations 3 years ago by FortheGenerations +981 / -2 It's habbenings 107 comments share 107 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Please enlighten me on how someone dodges bullets. Wikihow isn't turning up much.
Step 1: make sure you are completely unplugged from matrix.
Step 2: muscle surgery, because you’ve never used them
Step 3: upload jiu jitsu training
Step 4: challenge the biggest blackest guy to a fight and defeat morpheus. Now you are ready.
Step 5: plug back into the matrix with the knowledge that it is you who bends, not the spoon
Step 6: dodge bullets