Harris won't immediately move into vice president's residence
Vice President Kamala Harris will not immediately move into the Naval Observatory, the vice president's residence, because of home maintenance and repairs, her office said on Wednesday evening.
Because a water main broke, duh.
Or maybe it was a toilet that was leaking a little bit.
Once you send all the Republican poll watchers away, you can pull out the 5 billion pre-printed Biden votes from under the curtained table and start counting and counting.
Wait... Sorry I was thinking of something else.
Probably checking for wiretaps in the walls. I'm sure there's bound to be illegal shit going down in there for a while.
Pence stole all the copper on his way out.
She can’t and she won’t because doing so violates Squatting Laws & she is not Vice President of the United States.
Maybe she doesn't feel like moving twice when they remove the current resident in office.
They're afraid Trump left bugs.
25th on the way?