46 I live in a dark blue commie hellhole (Honolulu). Considering wearing full plague doctor garb to the grocery store. Please advise. posted 3 years ago by Ryan192 3 years ago by Ryan192 +47 / -1 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You're in enemy territory! Go for it. Stay strong, and keep coughing. Look for a breathy Darth Vader mask for Tuesdays and Thursdays (or even a ringtone), I approve.
Also recommend selling mask sanitizer spritzers when you wear the Vader mask.
Thanks! Close-ups of microscopic mites are a proven sales technique!