You actually have to have enough useful idiots to buy your trash to pull this off.

As far as I can see, whenever you tell people "Yeah some retards might lose some money but they do so knowing full well that they get to violently sodomize the wallstreet pricks that caused your father to move in with you after he lost everything in the stock market crash, so its basically just a glorified ticket auction to the public execution of wallstreet suits" and they are onboard