My planned April Fool's Joke
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Grab my (Q fanatic) 14 year old daughter's phone while she's asleep.
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Change her ring tone to an ugly high pitched squeechy sound.
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Replace my name in her contacts with "Presidential Alert"
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Replace my contacts image with a JPG of "My Fellow Americans, the Storm is upon us..."
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Call her 7:30 am as she's getting ready for school.
Hopefully your duaghter will be saved from your joke by things going down before April 1st!
Gets my vote.
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Yup,it was funny he did it wrong. It shall be signed: "President Bidet and vicepresident Camela Harris-Emhoff" ;)
But to April fool's day we shall know our hope will make us fools or not.
Would be quite cruel if you actually did that. Hope you're not planning to.
You are soooo evil! LOL
so funny! ...but don't do it!
i think April 1st should be the day for hazmat suits with full gas masks and gallons of bleach with sprayers
lets see how the sheep like their sanitation fetish when it's done properly.
Nahhh don't do that.
Hilarious!! Love it!!
Dang, be proud your 14 yr old is woke. I can't even wake my wife and she is ultra conservative
I think a joke like that would bring me to tears. My nerves are still raw from the election.
That's mean.
That's cruel
mean!
Damn, that’s cold. Do it! It would be hard to top that one.
Yes, do it!