Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools
Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd
What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?
We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion
And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay, fine
Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face 'til the shade's right
Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride?
Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay tight
I, for one, I'm not surprised the world declined along the way
Giving trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play
We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy
This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy
This is weird, it feels like this is a different year
If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear?
Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist
Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it
They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper
Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulation
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People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
Look I get it, it's like the world is going crazy
Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily
The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing
Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it
We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation
We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining
It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking
But you're triggered, so you just cry like a baby
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
Hi
I'm praying that the world changes soon
Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools
Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd
What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?
We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion
And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay, fine
Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face 'til the shade's right
Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride?
Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay tight
I, for one, I'm not surprised the world declined along the way
Giving trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play
We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy
This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy
This is weird, it feels like this is a different year
If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear?
Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist
Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it
They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper
Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulation s
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid? Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
Look I get it, it's like the world is going crazy
Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily
The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing
Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it
We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation
We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining
It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking
But you're triggered, so you just cry like a baby
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid? Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb