Ok, I’m inspired by the fren who risked bucketloads off downtoots positing AOC (real name: Totalitaria Cuntez) could be a white hat.

This one may be even more implausible, as I truly do believe him to be one of the most awful faggots on the face of the earth... but what if Paul Ryan was a white hat (and that “white hat” wasn’t actually just his boyfriends’ cum in his hair)??

He took down the duplicitous Murdochs news empire, and he wormed his way into guiding the Democrats’ plans as only a gaping-asshole RINO can do.

Now, I’ll admit, I think this is almost certainly BS... but maybe.?‍♂️