Well lets start with the resident elect Biden as he is head of the DNC and if that does notbappease then Harris would be next and so forth until the virus is eradicated. (If is still active after all the dem9crats than start with the retardicans
Shit, if the drop is high enough it won’t matter if it’s active. Even a 30ft fall will make your life a living hell. Add a couple zeros and we’re good to go!
In the old days, they used to sacrifice virgins into volcanoes. However, virgin politicians are all but extinct. Let's not despair though, we have the next best thing: stunning, brave, and super morale politicians who care about the poor and minorities. Now you might ask, how do we know who they are. That's easy, it's the ones who describe themselves as such: The Democrats
In other words, we must only sacrifice the purest and most moral of politicians who are as follows:
Democrats, especially those that hate the bad orange man (who are we kidding, they all do)
Rhino Republicans (they prop up the moral Democrats)
Any politician we want to point to and say they are stunning and brave, right before we decide to throw them into the volcano
CCP party members
They claim to care so much about the Chinese proletariat and never let their organs go to waste as they harvest and sell them for a profit
They also seem to be great friends with "The Great Democratic Leader" Biden who loves the children of this earth so much he never misses an opportunity to sniff them or touch them many many times both in public and in private.
However, be forewarned! We must not sacrifice the following:
The bad orange man or any of his supporters unless they recant their evil ways by walking in the ways of the Democrats
If we do sacrifice any of these, the volcano gods will become mad at us and the virus will become 10 times worse.
I hear they're giving away free chopper rides, now we have a destination.
Well lets start with the resident elect Biden as he is head of the DNC and if that does notbappease then Harris would be next and so forth until the virus is eradicated. (If is still active after all the dem9crats than start with the retardicans
Settled science suggests that a one a day pol toss might work, even if it took a few years.
Not good enough. Takes too long. Just throw one in every half hour until the virus is gone.
An **active **volcano.
Shit, if the drop is high enough it won’t matter if it’s active. Even a 30ft fall will make your life a living hell. Add a couple zeros and we’re good to go!
I’m afraid the volcano would toss them back, it wouldn’t even want them.
The first one didn't work. Throw in another!
Lets keep the following in mind:
In the old days, they used to sacrifice virgins into volcanoes. However, virgin politicians are all but extinct. Let's not despair though, we have the next best thing: stunning, brave, and super morale politicians who care about the poor and minorities. Now you might ask, how do we know who they are. That's easy, it's the ones who describe themselves as such: The Democrats
In other words, we must only sacrifice the purest and most moral of politicians who are as follows:
Democrats, especially those that hate the bad orange man (who are we kidding, they all do)
Rhino Republicans (they prop up the moral Democrats)
Any politician we want to point to and say they are stunning and brave, right before we decide to throw them into the volcano
CCP party members
They claim to care so much about the Chinese proletariat and never let their organs go to waste as they harvest and sell them for a profit
They also seem to be great friends with "The Great Democratic Leader" Biden who loves the children of this earth so much he never misses an opportunity to sniff them or touch them many many times both in public and in private.
However, be forewarned! We must not sacrifice the following:
If we do sacrifice any of these, the volcano gods will become mad at us and the virus will become 10 times worse.