---PRESIDENTIAL ALERT---
DUE TO AN ATTEMPTED COUP ON OUR REPUBLIC DURING THE 2020 ELECTION, THOUSANDS OF CORRUPT PUBLIC OFFICIALS AND THEIR STAFF HAVE BEEN ARRESTED BY THE MILITARY. JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE AS WELL. PLEASE TURN ON ANY TELEVISION CHANNEL AS THERE WILL BE AN 8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY AIRING VIA EBS FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS. PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES DURING THESE TIMES..THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J TRUMP WILL REMAIN IN POWER.
I pray for jock jams type scream of y’all ready for this, followed by the musical sounds of victory. Would also settle for just beeps and buzzes Followed by trump saying daddies home.
The Military Of The United States of America has deemed the 2020 presidential election to have been conducted & concluded illegitimately. We are taking steps to resolve this. Please stay in your homes or be met with non-lethal force.
Rogue criminal elements in government are currently being removed. Please remain calm, and stay indoors. Order will be stored and control of the government returned to we the people as soon as possible.
Do not panic. Any military personnel you see are for your protection.
This is Pelosi again, I still need your campaign money, just deposit every thing you have left into my account and I will match it, only if you turn a Trump supporter in. Otherwise, I will hound you every other day until you die, which may be sooner than you think.
"Sorry for the delay folks, complicated business."
I have been waiting so long for this..
---PRESIDENTIAL ALERT--- DUE TO AN ATTEMPTED COUP ON OUR REPUBLIC DURING THE 2020 ELECTION, THOUSANDS OF CORRUPT PUBLIC OFFICIALS AND THEIR STAFF HAVE BEEN ARRESTED BY THE MILITARY. JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE AS WELL. PLEASE TURN ON ANY TELEVISION CHANNEL AS THERE WILL BE AN 8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY AIRING VIA EBS FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS. PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES DURING THESE TIMES..THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J TRUMP WILL REMAIN IN POWER.
Freedom boner intensifies.
I pray for jock jams type scream of y’all ready for this, followed by the musical sounds of victory. Would also settle for just beeps and buzzes Followed by trump saying daddies home.
Lol I can tell you were a 90s kid ??
The beeps and buzzes comment brought to mind the ever-present soundtrack back in the day - the dot matrix printer?
I vote for either of your choices
My Fellow Americans, The Storm is upon us...
I heard this somewhere.. I can't put a finger upon it though.
"young man, there's no need to feel down! I said young man..."
Trump: My fellow Americans, this is President Trump I’m here with my friend John JFK Jr: Call me Q
"My fellow Americans. The storm is upon us.
Rogue criminal elements in government are currently being removed. Please remain calm, and stay indoors. Order will be stored and control of the government returned to we the people as soon as possible.
Do not panic. Any military personnel you see are for your protection.
YOU and YOUR FAMILIES are SAFE. PROMISE."
Promises made, Promises Kept. I won Bigly. Gitmo crowded. Get the popcorn. Yuge incoming.
I also hope it would lead with YMCA before any announcement.
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"Shiggity swiggity shell, the world's going to hell.
"The Storm is Here. Wait in your homes while the Republic is Restored."
This is Pelosi again, I still need your campaign money, just deposit every thing you have left into my account and I will match it, only if you turn a Trump supporter in. Otherwise, I will hound you every other day until you die, which may be sooner than you think.
"We Told You So"
Boom, boom, BOOM! Out go the lights!
Don't have a mobile phone.
REO Speedwagon - Riding the Storm Out plays with a message that reads "HERE'S DONNY!"
Please tune to channel 45 to watch tribunal confessions live from gitmo.