Seeing how the FED is down...

Do I deposit it?

What is gonna happen? What should happen?

Do I unknowingly have a MOAB in my wallet right now?

If the FED can't print more money per the US bankruptcy theory, and it just shut down bank transfers...

What should I do?

Edit: You guys really have no clue what I'm asking, do you? THE FED JUST WENT DOWN TODAY. SHIT IS WEIRD. I MIGHT HAVE A GOLDEN TICKET TO FUCK THE FED!

Edit2: I cashed it. Here's to hoping I just planted a surprise for the FED.

*Edit3: I wrote it in a comment below, but it bears repeating where everyone can see it... *

The UNITED STATES COMPANY CORPORATION theory is as follows:

Trump, on the way out, declared bankruptcy of the US Corp. Which means, in so many words, if the FED tries to print money they will have to admit they no longer have the authority to do so, will default, and then have to vacate the parcel of land called Washington DC, which then returns to the United States of America Republic (pre 1871 version) as a territory.

The reason Congress is focused on dead-end Conservative wish bills, the impeachment, and only semantic/procedural bills instead of the stimulus checks is because as soon as they fire up the FED the gig is up.

Before Trump was out, Congress budgeted the Executive Branch for the year starting on January 3rd. Biden is the only one who can act because he is the only one with any money left, hence all the EOs coming out all at once. They have to look like they still have power to do things, because Congress is fucked.

So the theory goes.

If, today, when the FED went down and they were cooking the books (maybe?), it is a slight possibility that by cashing my check at the right time it will force the FED to print money, and all hell would break loose. I'm about 1% on this being a real possibility, 99% on it being fantasy. I cashed it. If the transfer goes through tonight at midnight, like most banks do, and they didn't cook the books right, I may have just fucked the FED. I doubt it, but a guy can dream, right?