Also worth knowing is that if you have any old wireless routers lying around (say what? not everyone else is like me? ?), you can easily just plug them in and have them broadcast your chosen spicy SSID name, but not have to configure them to actually be connected to the internet.

This way, if you have a friend come over and asks if he can use your wi-fi, you won't need to say "Oh, sure, just look for 'Democrats Are Pedo-Murderers').

And if they say "Hey, look, there's a router called 'Democrats Are Pedo-Murderers'", you can just tell them that your neighbor is really based.

And if they asked what "based" means... you can tell them! Red pills for everyone, bartender!