Hello fellow Qanonites!
Fellow Qanoner moonchild and I recently completed a brainstorming session^ to officially determine the pronunciation of the QANON conspiratorial movement to which we both officially belong to... as presumably you all do, too.
I'm so tired of hearing it butchered as "Q anon", like it's two words, "Q" and "anon".
It's obviously not.
It's obviously pronounced "kwaynon."
And we need to let the media know they must pronounce it as such, or else they're bigots!
^ official meeting minutes can be found here: https://greatawakening.win/p/12hkP3oj4D/hey-just-wondering-what-the-plan/c/4Dx6DgonSD7
Oh, man, I presume you are joking, but you truly have no idea how hard Qanon corporate has been working on this. Canon U.S.A.'s marketing department has been mulling over something that would accomplish almost exactly that... since December!!!
They still haven't got back to our Qanon Official Partner Alliance director on our proposed sponsorship deal.
And yes, I get it, Canon's got very strong internal factions on both the "no PR is bad PR" side and the "it's just too controversial; let's back off for now" side. But c'mon Canon, it's been since December since we first sent over the proposal. Sht or get off the pot. Larry's been trying to get these deals inked, but so much of the structure for the rest of the envisioned parter ecosystem depends on locking up Canon's lead sponsorship.
But TL;DR, if Canon U.S.A. ever finally comes through, you better believe everybody will call our proud Qanon Organization "Canon."... or face legal action. Sure, I obviously, personally prefer "kway-non", but for the kind of dollars we're talking about here, oh, I will happily call it "Canon" and "The Canon Conspiracy" all day long.