1. Arizona judge rules that the legislature can subpoena millions of ballots for audit https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/maricopa-county-court-arizona-republicans-election-trump

2. Ted Cruz at CPAC: “They want him to go away. Let me tell you this right now, Donald J. Trump ain’t going anywhere!” https://www.newsmax.com/politics/ted-cruz-cpac-trump-gop/2021/02/26/id/1011685/

3. Jim Acosta tries to get a scoop at CPAC and is greeted with “CNN sucks!” and grilled over why CNN isn’t covering the Cuomo scandals https://thepostmillennial.com/cnn-sucks-jim-acosta-confronted-at-cpac-over-networks-lack-of-coverage-of-cuomo-covid-harassment-scandals

4. Biden aide announces out loud that the pandemic was the best thing that ever happened to Biden https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2021/02/25/maoist-monster-biden-aide-says-the-pandemic-which-has-ravaged-the-nation-was-the-best-thing-that-ever-happened-to-joe-biden-n1428215

5. No one is fretting over John Kerry’s assertion that we only have 9 years to save the planet, just as they didn’t believe Al Gore’s statement that the polar ice cap would melt by 2014 or Obama’s climate advisor's assertion that Montana glaciers would be gone by 2020 https://dailycaller.com/2021/02/25/democrats-john-kerry-al-gore-climate-change-doomsday-predictions-wrong/

6. In an absolutely perfect metaphor, China made US diplomats bend over and receive an anal swab to test for covid https://www.theblaze.com/news/china-american-diplomats-anal-swabs-covid

7. There is a 0.0004% chance of being shot by the police, less likely than being struck by lightning https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/26/cpac-myth-buster-0-0004-percent-chance-of-being-shot-by-police/

8. Dems Kaine and Schiff criticize Biden’s decision to use military force in Syria https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/26/tim-kaine-hits-joe-biden-over-syria-airstrike-demands-congressional-briefing/

9. McConnell has lowest approval rating in all of Congress … Kevin McCarthy has highest https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/26/mitch-mcconnell-lowest-favorability-congress-kevin-mccarthy-highest/

10. Don Jr. tonight: “If Hasbro wanted a gender neutral Mr. Potato Head so badly, they should’ve just slapped a picture of Brian Stelter on the cover.” https://twitter.com/FogCityMidge/status/1365408337379033090

See you tomorrow.