USA WILL BE CALLED "THE NEW jerUSAlem WTF?
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This religion looks lit. What is it, how can I join, and how do I get to be a high level so I can have like 8 wives? Also can I be a shaman?
8 wives? Dude that is hell on earth.
Based
Well, you know, in Utah, the only people who can have control over anyone is the Mormon church. But, hey, if it gets them maskless, they should go for it.
Short: We believe that Zion, the "New Jerusalem", the city established by Enoch and taken from the Earth before the flood, will return.
The Book of Mormon is a companion to the Bible, which we also believe. It is a super pro-freedom, pro-constitutional-principles book.
We merry one man and one woman.
We have no shamans.
Above all, we believe that Jesus Christ is the Only Begotten Son of God. He performed the Atonement, through which we may one day return to live with God.
And for some reason, we've produced really based older couples but occasionally poor younger people and politicians.
Goofy
Holy canole there's a lot to go through on that site . . .