Show of hands, who thinks we're currently in The Storm?
✝️ Scripture ?️
Noah's flood began on the 17th day of the second month (February).
Ash Wednesday, and this year's Lenten season started on the 17th of February. (Last happened ~1819).
In other words, we are in biblical times where the 40 days of Noah's Storm coincide with the 40 days of Lent. Won't happen again for another 200 years or so.
Additionally, April 3rd is the end of this year's Lenten Season... Which is also the supposed date of Jesus' crucifixion. So the calculated date of Jesus' crucifixion AND the end of Lent this year, where we celebrate Jesus' crucifixion just lined up coincidentally along with the 40 days of Noah's flood.
Biblical, indeed.
Noah would NEVER have gotten the animals onto the Ark today.
Imagine having to round up two of every species (1 male, 1 female)... and then having to sort out the different gender identities. It would be maddening.
A male hamster transitioning to female... yet still identifies as male... doesn't quite fit the slot. :>( Gender bending giraffes may not be good for procreation either. There wouldn't be enough room on the Ark for every animal to have it's own "safe space" either.
Probably explains unicorns.