Wait! Wait! Wait! These are special "SECRET COMMS"!!! (just me trying to be funny) And here's the real scoop: TUCKER CARLSON IS PREGNANT (after a threesome with 'Big Mike' & Barry) but I can't give away the sources; they have to remain ANON amous! But Tucker needs a special flight uniform to help 'him' deliver and - with the help of that uniform - will be able to deliver the 'child' in SPAAAAAACE!
No, no - it's gonna be LIVE on a dual broadcast for Fox and CNN! STAY TUNED! Ratings for CNN and Fox have been down (just a little... well, maybe more than a little) and THIS is the SECRET FORMULA to win back ALL OF THEIR AUDIENCE and much, much more! AND, all of your love and devotion for Tucker Carlsmom and Brian Seltzer and Pierced Moron is gonna all PAY OFF!
You'll see! They don't NEED a 'plan'! It's just gonna work and MILLIONS of registered voters will be led to faith in "the system", once again! HONEST! BOW before your MSM monsters... uh, MASTERS...
(Anybody got some 'Bonjesta'! I think I'm gonna be ill...)
Wait! Wait! Wait! These are special "SECRET COMMS"!!! (just me trying to be funny) And here's the real scoop: TUCKER CARLSON IS PREGNANT (after a threesome with 'Big Mike' & Barry) but I can't give away the sources; they have to remain ANON amous! But Tucker needs a special flight uniform to help 'him' deliver and - with the help of that uniform - will be able to deliver the 'child' in SPAAAAAACE!
No, no - it's gonna be LIVE on a dual broadcast for Fox and CNN! STAY TUNED! Ratings for CNN and Fox have been down (just a little... well, maybe more than a little) and THIS is the SECRET FORMULA to win back ALL OF THEIR AUDIENCE and much, much more! AND, all of your love and devotion for Tucker Carlsmom and Brian Seltzer and Pierced Moron is gonna all PAY OFF!
You'll see! They don't NEED a 'plan'! It's just gonna work and MILLIONS of registered voters will be led to faith in "the system", once again! HONEST! BOW before your MSM monsters... uh, MASTERS...
(Anybody got some 'Bonjesta'! I think I'm gonna be ill...)