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posted ago by BasedInFact ago by BasedInFact +19 / -1

Oh, wait, sorry, no... they're actually dead.

Because Andrew Cuomo killed them.

So my bad, I guess. Sorry for that rushed hot take attempt. The dead won't be able to talk to reporters. No story here. ?‍♂️

Just thousands and thousands of quiet corpses, and no hair scandalously tousled without consent or anything like that. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.