Oh, wait, sorry, no... they're actually dead.
Because Andrew Cuomo killed them.
So my bad, I guess. Sorry for that rushed hot take attempt. The dead won't be able to talk to reporters. No story here. ?♂️
Just thousands and thousands of quiet corpses, and no hair scandalously tousled without consent or anything like that. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.
In all truth, it’s probably still many more, even.