I thought this was a joke. Really you can't make fun of these people. Satire is indistinguishable from reality.
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These guys all took Testosterone tests, and found out they have lower T levels than the average 100 year old man. No joke.
Heck, lower than the average woman, guaranteed!
As a woman, yes I can confirm, they have less T than me for sure. Betting these guys can't even open their soylent bottles without being in extreme pain.
Testosterone test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm63aVNwvao Results are at 3:27.
Eugene 363
Keith 259
Zach 252
Ned 212
For comparison, per https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/normal-testosterone-levels/
85-100 year old men typically have 376. More than the least worse ~soy~ try guy.
25-34 year olds had 617, and 35-44 year olds had 668.
It's pathetic.