Seriously though! With this much money at stake they should have a small army of excavators, bulldozers, tugboats, and lord knows what else hauling this thing out of there.
But all I see digging the damn thing out is ONE LITTLE EXCAVATOR? That's all I've seen pictures of. Where's all the rest of the equipment? Am I missing something???
Shit, there's more than that at the local construction site on my way to work! And I guarantee you my local construction site has a lot less money at stake than the jammed up Suez canal does.
They're slow-walking this on purpose! CHANGE MY MIND!
Yeah, but... they did build the pyramids, you'd think they'd have a rope and pully system available.
*edit, just read further down the comments, my pyramid comment isn't very original. Oh well. kek!
Yeah, its hard to bring back 5000 year old Egyptians with a work ethic.
ever hear of mummies
Well they were slaves so