356 Now an EVERGREEN Truck is stuck on a road causing a massive traffic jam in Taiwan. This is NOT a coincidence. WTF is going!? Thoughts?! (worldofbuzz.com) posted 3 years ago by TheHenchman 3 years ago by TheHenchman +357 / -1 80 comments share 80 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Next an Evergreen train will cause a jam
And finally, an Evergreen hot air balloon will somehow get stuck in mid air.
The world will watch in awe as a fleet of Space Force UFO suddenly drop their invisibility cloaks and move to arrest...
Richard Branson!!!
Donald Trump will arrive on a jet pack, grab Branson by the throat and pull off Branson's mask, revealing Bill Gates!
He willl lead him to the edge of a Space Force gangplank, calmly say "Hasta La Vista, Baby" and push him over the edge into the waiting ocean.
Space Force, of course, vaporizes him before he hits the water.
God peaks from behind the clouds, winks and says "Okily Dokily, Trumperino!" and the angels sing.
(Shout outs to Britpat!)
Enjoy the Show.
You could almost get paid for that. Or you might be able to turn that in as a creative writing homework assignment.
It was written under duress trying to wrangle a toddler. So I appreciate that lol. Felt like I was writing in a war zone.
I literally played that in my head as a simpsons episode.