Suez plan..... this could work!
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Please excuse my interruption but the Loving Term of endearment 'Redneck' should always be capitalized.
And you don't want a ratchet strap, you need a tow strap, maybe two, that thing's bigger than the biggest pontoon boat.
Gracias. We can use my Ram for one of the Trucks (TM) but I need new tires first.
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all black erythang
I have new BF Goodrich's on my Ram. I can take up a position.
I don't have a Ram truck, so I will bring the flamingo floaties to duct tape to the hull
Gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free ; )
Ram owners do enjoy pulling lesser vehicles out of their stuck condition, don't we...
I do believe if someone attached the road to my truck I could pull it up behind me as I truck along.
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Manual transmission?
Nah. It has that dial on the dashboard - hate it. Give me one on the column or the transmission hump. I can drive almost anything.
Well people I agree that there is need of drunk Rednecks,but the problem is those "Rams" who would work are probably Belarusian production (even American Libherr T 282C wouldn't be enough):
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20141203-the-ultimate-monster-dumptruck
and hmm... mhm... What with sanctions and fighting "evil dictator" who was about to have colorful revolution because of not accepted joining globalist covid dictature ?
(Funniest thing - communist collective farm director who became dictator... It seems such low level party member who ended as dictator is at worst just normal fornicator https://twitter.com/mwpotocki/status/1167142473048776705/photo/1 not paedophile or other pervert.And even it seems he is sometimes visiting church).
So: Sorry Killary... There will be no "Rams" like no vodka (you and your friend Bidet pissed off Vladimir too) ,and probably even Rednecks wouldn't like to help because they are on our side... :) So again sorry - kids will be free,unlike you.
Even drunk roosians would have to know the best vodka comes from Texas.
But that's what makes roosians funny, always not on the same page, maybe not even same species.
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The thing you forgot is there would be not enough Texan vodka for the Rednecks in this case ! ;)
And you know - unfortunately Russians were always going quantity not quality and that is really the reason - It i not about quality of their vodka,but about unlimited supply.
Are you one of those brothers with the Confederate flag in the back window of your lifted Ram?
What flag are you calling the 'Confederate' Flag?
But no, my Truck (TM) flies a Texas flag, sometimes, and the last few years has been seen with a Trump Flag.
Only thing in my window is a boat ramp sticker.
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Stars and Bars aka Battleflag of the Army of Northern Virginia.
You need the ratchet straps to "pre-tension" so there is no shock loading ;)
And I'm sure that the ratchet straps will be more than strong enough, as I am a fellow Redneck with a Ram truck, and have done some stupid, heavy shit with ratchet straps, so I can deem myself as a fully-certified ratchet strap professional.
I'm willing to buy the fully certified part, you sold me.
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