But if you insist on not telling this truth to your elderly grandfather, then well.... why do you need one of us to make up a lie? Make up your own.
This fucking isnt a little thing. Its TREASON, and its BIBLICAL, and its GLOBAL. Hundreds if not thousands are going to die.
If your elderly grandfather cant handle that... tell him a Tucker Carlson rides space unicorn in during the middle of the nights and does a switcheroo for the my-pillow guy.
military is the only way...
But if you insist on not telling this truth to your elderly grandfather, then well.... why do you need one of us to make up a lie? Make up your own.
This fucking isnt a little thing. Its TREASON, and its BIBLICAL, and its GLOBAL. Hundreds if not thousands are going to die.
If your elderly grandfather cant handle that... tell him a Tucker Carlson rides space unicorn in during the middle of the nights and does a switcheroo for the my-pillow guy.