144 () ? SHITPOST ? posted 3 years ago by SpeakEasy 3 years ago by SpeakEasy +144 / -0 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Gonna get this for grocery shopping. Can't wait to see that guy who called me a dickhead last month for not wearing my face diaper.
Prolly gonna hang out in produce for awhile scratching at it and handling some veges. Pissing off the sheep is fun these days.
Can I get it with a matching pair of speedos ? Could be loads of fun at the pool.
The sale of cucumbers will plummet...
Called you dick head? That will get you a punch in the mask.if someone says it to me.