I'm riding my motorcycle from Chicago to Las Vegas.

This morning as I was packing my cycle, about to leave a small town in Colorado, some old people called 911 on me because I had parked in a poorly advertised handicapped spot to load. It was accidental, the sign on the wall was obscured and the spot was not painted with the handicap symbol.

I noted the old folks getting weird, calling their daughter on the phone as they unloaded their GMC truck in the foyer of the hotel. I heard her say to "call 911". At this point I had no idea I was parked illegally and no idea what the old mask wearing coots were up to. Soon the cops came and asked for my ID. I asked what the problem was and they told me I was parked in the handicap spot the old coots needed.

Rather then asking my to move or if I realized I made a mistake, these fuckers called the cops.

This couples truck has IOWA plates.

I quickly moved my bike, The cops apologized (and the hotel manager did too) for these dumb people.

On a trip where I'm only taking 2 lane roads, I've met soon awesome folks. This pair is hopeless