I hereby identify as a Ninja. Not just a Trump Ninja - which is top-level badass by any Ninja measure, but I just bumped Hattori Hanzo out of his ichi-ban spot in the top ten. He was a punk that everybody saw coming - even the grandmas, compared to me!
I love this, so a Declaration follows.
I hereby identify as a Ninja. Not just a Trump Ninja - which is top-level badass by any Ninja measure, but I just bumped Hattori Hanzo out of his ichi-ban spot in the top ten. He was a punk that everybody saw coming - even the grandmas, compared to me!
Sincerery,
Warren-san Puffimoto
https://listverse.com/2014/02/24/10-amazing-legends-of-ninjas-from-history/