I heard a protester screaming that? Is it true? I wouldn't be surprised...
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Nah. Crazy bitch broke my guitar. So I broke her shit and left.
I wouldn't take her to go fucking berry picking after I had spent the day working, picking berries and apples and brewing cider on the farm.
I mean come on. Doesn't it sound so much more entertaining to test out VietCong torture techniques on prisoners of war than it does to go berry picking. I think torturing people you hate should be a family passtime. We could dig punji stick pits with the kids and then have an ice cream cone as we watch POWs run an obstacle course designed to kill them. That sounds fun.
I guess the conversation thread go too deep. I know I'm going to be working my whole life. That's why I'm selfish as fuck. OTHER people want my time and money when I'm the only person worth my time and money. Would you believe people like spending money on dumb shit like going to fairs, going on cruises and watching Hollywood propaganda? That shit's stupid. The only things I genuinely enjoy in life are food, alcohol and ejaculating. I can do all three of those alone and in the privacy of my own home. Other than that maybe military grade armament, hard monetary assets and anything that'll let me one up people in a SHTF situation. I think it would be cool as fuck to string up some people by the feet and light them on fire with a flame thrower. That sounds much more exciting than picking berries. For the most part other people get in the way of my bliss.
If you worked all day and I asked you on a date to do the thing you do for a job would you do it? Like if you're a nurse and I wanted to get watch the sick and dying on our date would you want to go? I dunno I don't I hate all my jobs I've had but I love money. I'm going to be real. I like money more than people because I can pay people to leave me alone. I mean if you wash dishes 8 hours a day and your woman wants to wash dishes with you on your off time I'd leave her and go get some beer and go camping.