Lauren Boebert Truthbomb
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"When I was just a boy, me an Cornpop, we used to go at it in back with our knives. We'd slash and roll and weave, and when we weren't doing that, we were sharpening them and using them to shave off our budding blonde leg hair.
One day, Cornpop brought a gun. I told 'im "that don' belong round here, c'mon man!" he raised it and started terrorizing the neighborhood. Nobody could have their fun with the knife fights anymore, everyone was heartbroken. Then, fifteen years later, Cornpop went on to become a cop. He was a bad cop, man. One day he tried to arrest me when I was sniffing a kid. I said to him "C'mon man, let me just live!" but that wasn't good enough for him; so I wrestled him to the ground and we went at it like we used to when we were boys. When we was done Cornpop decided to leave me be. He was a bad, bad, dude."