Have just made a bet with my mate that "something significant regarding the US election" will happen within the next month. If it doesn't I have to post a dick pic to facebook. Had about 10 beers in me at the time so went full retard "Qanon" psycho conspiracy freak. Please reassure me that I won't have to make my display picture my cock. These audits are definitely going ahead..... right?
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I think you will be good! listening to Patrick Byrne and some other people with the details I am hearing the plan is to have pressure on the Supreme Court by Memorial Day with some of the evidence Lindell is sitting on. Hear are two possible back up options: 1.) repackage some of the stuff like what was in absolute interference send the excel sheet of attempted election hacks with all the Ip's etc. 2.) Tell him you now identify with she/her/hers pronouns right as the bet is due and that you either don't have a Weiner anymore or that it would hurt your ability to identify with your true internal gender and then accuse them of being transphobic and a bigot until they stop. If all else fails. 3.) Say you will do it and start posting evidence of voter fraud/ covid is from a lab/ Hunters laptop incriminates Joe. This way you it will get censored and your account will be suspended and you can say look I did it and now I am blocked happy now? Fool proof :)
Here. I got a Dick pic for ya.
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney
Well if you send that pic to the judge or democratic party probably they'll let the audit just for you, just they'll ask you some on regular basis
First one you should send him, for the interview, if you can, make a Q with it
Maybe, but I think the audit is expected to take more than a month. Might wanna prepare for a Facebook vacation. Or even better, use it as your parting gift for leaving Facebook permanently.
fuck.
2 questions, what is the criteria for "something significant " ? Was an agreement reached as to how the dick is presented in the pic?
My cock and balls must both be visible. As he's got nothing to lose the "something significant" can be pretty broad. Feel like the only way I lose is if absolutely nothing about the audit is reported, but I just can't see that being possible.
Will you honor the bet if nothing happens? Minors do go on Facebook. Hopefully something bigly will happen.
My mate has honoured all his bets and some have been pretty fucked up, so i'll simply have to. Will have to do a serious Facebook purge before the moment of truth, but hopefully it doesn't come to that.
This is in my opinion the best answer you could have given. Hopefully something significant in our favor will happen.
Lol I don't even think I'd hold myself to a bet under the circumstances of having had 10 beers before making it.
Live by the piss... die by the piss
Dick pic? Just post a pic of Dr. Levine lol.
If you lose, post a picture of Dick Cheney.
Damn I was gonna say that!
Ha!! That has been my go to for years!!! hilarious. (posted my link in the comments before seeing this!!)
Better shave so it doesn't look like you piss on your nuts.
I thought F'n dick pick posting fakebook drunkass limey faggots belong on reddit