“ Ms Carlson - Mother God - is believed by her group to be 19 billion years old and to have birthed all of creation. Despite her age, the members also believe she is the child of former president Donald Trump.”
Since the entire universe is only 15 BILLION years old... her being 19 Billion is quite a feat. What did she do for those first 4 Billion years when nothing else existed?
“ Ms Carlson - Mother God - is believed by her group to be 19 billion years old and to have birthed all of creation. Despite her age, the members also believe she is the child of former president Donald Trump.”
Sheesh....can’t make this stuff up! ?
Since the entire universe is only 15 BILLION years old... her being 19 Billion is quite a feat. What did she do for those first 4 Billion years when nothing else existed?
So, she died pretty much right after Vice did a story on her.
https://youtu.be/MRxD3eH19hE
Seemed like a nice lady aside from the raging alcoholism, psychotic behaviour and the God complex.
I kept thinking I was reading the Babylon Bee, this is one hell of an article.
144,000
Crestone is a weird place, stay clear.
What...the...fuuuuuuu...
https://archive.is/5Bxuy
Well that was fuckin' weird.
All these clowns claiming they don't make enough flippin' burgers at McDonald's. Apparently you can jusy quit and become god.
Worked for her.
Crazy how cults start out sometimes.
Well that was fuckin' weird.
All these clowns claiming they don't make enough flippin' burgers at McDonald's. Apparently you can jusy quit and become god.
Worked for her.
Crazy how cults start out sometimes.