"Brown skin? Check. Female presenting? Check. Ok you're hired! Wait, you can't read a calendar? That could be a problem, but I'm sure things will work out! What job will you have? Oh you're an 'economic advisor.' Don't worry, that just means we pay you 6 figures and you show up for some photo ops every once in awhile. The press will never ask you any questions or doubt your advice."
May 14th: "So, hey listen. You know how we said the press would never question you? We lied, and you're going under the bus. Go stall them!"
This bitch: "EASTER WAS IN MARCH, DATES ARE HARD, MATH IS HARD, SOMEONE WIPE MY DROOL"
"Brown skin? Check. Female presenting? Check. Ok you're hired! Wait, you can't read a calendar? That could be a problem, but I'm sure things will work out! What job will you have? Oh you're an 'economic advisor.' Don't worry, that just means we pay you 6 figures and you show up for some photo ops every once in awhile. The press will never ask you any questions or doubt your advice."
May 14th: "So, hey listen. You know how we said the press would never question you? We lied, and you're going under the bus. Go stall them!"
This bitch: "EASTER WAS IN MARCH, DATES ARE HARD, MATH IS HARD, SOMEONE WIPE MY DROOL"
Cuts her own hair? Check
With an exacto knife. In the dark.