"Brown skin? Check. Female presenting? Check. Ok you're hired! Wait, you can't read a calendar? That could be a problem, but I'm sure things will work out! What job will you have? Oh you're an 'economic advisor.' Don't worry, that just means we pay you 6 figures and you show up for some photo ops every once in awhile. The press will never ask you any questions or doubt your advice."
May 14th: "So, hey listen. You know how we said the press would never question you? We lied, and you're going under the bus. Go stall them!"
This bitch: "EASTER WAS IN MARCH, DATES ARE HARD, MATH IS HARD, SOMEONE WIPE MY DROOL"
"Brown skin? Check. Female presenting? Check. Ok you're hired! Wait, you can't read a calendar? That could be a problem, but I'm sure things will work out! What job will you have? Oh you're an 'economic advisor.' Don't worry, that just means we pay you 6 figures and you show up for some photo ops every once in awhile. The press will never ask you any questions or doubt your advice."
May 14th: "So, hey listen. You know how we said the press would never question you? We lied, and you're going under the bus. Go stall them!"
This bitch: "EASTER WAS IN MARCH, DATES ARE HARD, MATH IS HARD, SOMEONE WIPE MY DROOL"
Cuts her own hair? Check
With an exacto knife. In the dark.
You forgot tranny. Check.
"female"