Because I am not vaccinated I am not allowed to attend my cousins wedding in Philadelphia 4 hours away. I fear I am going to miss out on so many memorable moments like this. Guess I will just have to stay home with the dog. This has a touch of sarcasm.
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Perfect excuse. Thanks leftist looney toons....I mean oh, I'm so hurt I won't be able to attend. cough
Yeah, fuck weddings. Like extracting teeth, funerals are more real, at least they last!
I don't know - a wedding is a pretty dang good memory/occasion with your family. Just lie to them and say you're vaccinated what does it matter? You don't owe the truth to people when they are unreasonable in the first place - just tell them you've had it you got it at CVS or whatever. Then print up one of those vaccine cards that is floating around on here if you think they'll challenge you. Done and done. Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Go to the wedding, have fun, and just have a blast lying your ass off about getting the vaccine - make up a fake reaction story, tell them it made your whole body swell up but now just your dick is extra big or something like that - see how ridiculous you can make the story - then at the end of the wedding get on the microphone and be like 'I have a confession for everybody...' Now that's some quality Family memories!
If you've ever fibbed about being stoned and said you weren't, well then it's basically the same lie - a white lie, if you will - a slight fib... not a moral sin in the least, so don't feel bad about doing it...