My response was essentially, "I can do it, but we will need to explain why we are going against CDC guidelines or else I see a mass problem on our hands. Can you get that reasoning for me so I can share it?"
A few hours later, the request for the memo was rescinded. Big win in my book.
IKEA article (translation):
https://pi6x3a3elsmns7mwjekuv3cbjm-ac5fdsxevxq4s5y-www-adformatie-nl.translate.goog/reputatiemanagement/ikea-diep-door-het-stof-voor-gele-stickers-voor-mensen-zonde