Are you vaccinated response...maybe!
? SHITPOST ?
Are you vaccinated?
Oh, we're discussing private health issues? Ok, do you have any std's?
No idea how to add shit post or i would ?
This is close to my canned response if a woman (or soyboy) asks me:
Oh have you had your period yet this month?
no but im getting a wicked anal fissure soldered closed tomorrow! thanks for asking.
omg I been there. God Bless ?
Des the carpet match the drapes?
What if it's a man who asks you?
I'd ask the same question back. Then change the subject quickly before it's obvious how awkward I feel.
When's the last time you menstruated?
Wait... I always ask if she's got STDs
Haha or you could say 'No, but I needed one for syphilis.' They'll run away faster.
What about responding “do you support killing unborn babies?”