I actually do need something to say to people that won’t get me in trouble at work. Customers ask me as if it’s a conversation starter. I would love to have something to say that politely tells them to fuck off, maybe even makes them rethink ever questioning someone again. I’ve gotten this far.
“So have you gotten your vaccine?”
“No, but I’m assuming you have?”
Trouble is I don’t care if they have and “no” is more of an answer than I want to give them. I’m usually wittier than this.. but people just flat out ASK I’m masked at work and all. Then I get lectured and I can’t argue bc I’m at work....I don’t want to be an ass.
I actually do need something to say to people that won’t get me in trouble at work. Customers ask me as if it’s a conversation starter. I would love to have something to say that politely tells them to fuck off, maybe even makes them rethink ever questioning someone again. I’ve gotten this far.
“So have you gotten your vaccine?” “No, but I’m assuming you have?”
Trouble is I don’t care if they have and “no” is more of an answer than I want to give them. I’m usually wittier than this.. but people just flat out ASK I’m masked at work and all. Then I get lectured and I can’t argue bc I’m at work....I don’t want to be an ass.