Thought I would send an email to Resident Biden. Hope you enjoy it as much as I trust he will:

Mr. Resident:

I have a great idea for you to show off your popularity with the American people, and prove once and for all that you got 81 million votes. Why don't you host a boat rally, or a vehicle convoy like Trump? He doesn't even have to organize one, they just spontaneously occur with thousands of participants. If Trump can do that, I know that you could draw at least 10 thousand to any event that you announced. After all, you are the most popular Resident in history.....RIGHT? I genuinely look forward to seeing the news reports disclosing the number of people that show up for the most loved Resident America has ever known. Oh, one thing, you will need to remember to show up for the event, it doesn't matter if you are aware of where you are, you just need to be there. Maybe someone in the secret service can remind you about the whole thing. Also, remember to bring some extra Depends, you might need them if it lasts a while.