Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
Thank you to the Department of the Interior Inspector General for Completely and Totally exonerating me in the clearing of Lafayette Park!
As we have said all along, and it was backed up in today’s highly detailed and professionally written report, our fine Park Police made the decision to clear the park to allow a contractor to safely install antiscale fencing to protect from Antifa rioters, radical BLM protestors, and other violent demonstrators who are causing chaos and death to our cities. In this instance, they tried burning down the church the day before the clearing. Fortunately, we were there to stop the fire from spreading beyond the basement—and it was our great honor and privilege to do so. Again, thank you to the Inspector General!
There was some digging done about the day care run outta that Church’s basement. Sounded sketchy-plus, but there was some meat on the bone. Never heard anything after but some anons posited the fire was set there FOR A REASON. That’s all I got, was hoping someone remembered more.